he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize