He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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