A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
