Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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