He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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