no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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