omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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