Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
