I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
sex in a hospital.. check
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I am available for nakedness
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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