As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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