so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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