i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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