Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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