Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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