that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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