Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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