he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
