quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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