New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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