My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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