Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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