Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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