it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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