Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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