i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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