absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
