Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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