Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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