Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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