They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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