I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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