ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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