So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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