well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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