Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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