I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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