Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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