Me too!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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