Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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