office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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