i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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