That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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