i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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