this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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