I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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