At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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