What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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