You work out of a Hotel?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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