That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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