i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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