therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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