OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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