Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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