she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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